Grouchy girls suck!

Well, today was a cranky pants day! I’m wondering if Z is teething or getting PMS because that girl is killing me! I found the puffs from a while back (yeah, I need to clean out the cabinets) and figured I’d give the natives one canister each and before I could pick up the puzzle pieces, those damn puffs were all over the living room…chairs, tables, toy box, under the couch. So, I left them there and just made a path to where I wanted to sit for the day. I also made a path to the kitchen and of course the laptop (in case something happened, I didn’t want to miss it! I’m just saying.) Then because Z was still pmsing, I decided maybe she just wants something else to eat. She picked shredded cheese. Okay. Put two bowls out with a little in it and then go put the bag in the fridge, turn around, shredded cheese all over the floor. Seriously. That girl is driving me nuts and she’s not even hit puberty! I’m thinking, I’m going to fake Alzheimer’s and let my husband deal with her…and me, lol.

The oldest is telling me what he needs for clothing again. I sure will be glad when that tree outside starts blossoming some greenbacks. He needs baseball gloves, shoes, cleats, sliders, shirts, pants, shorts. Yep, I obviously let all my children go around half dressed or just naked…even to college.

I finally got all my coupons in the binder!!! Yeah!!! I’m so happy and my fingers are happy and my back is happy and if I leave it out, the natives will be happy. I’m glad I have found a few blogs that do matchups so I can easily find the deals without having to figure it all out myself. Tomorrow, I’m heading to Wally World to get 9 more mustards and 9 more spicy mustards for about 35 cents each and I KNOW I already have 8 bottles but if I ever lose all my money or the kids eat us out of house and home, I can find two pieces of bread, somewhere, and make a mustard sandwich. Don’t judge me, you know you’d love a mustard sandwich if the dukes or miracle whip was gone and there were no tomatoes in your house (I only mention those because the boys won’t touch them with your ten foot pole).

Anyway, I had to go to the store to get some more baseball card sleeves and I saw two turkeys crossing the road. No joke, no nothing. I live so far out in the country, the rabbits, ducks, turkeys, snow geese, Canadian geese, and deer run the risk of being hood ornaments. And in case you’re wondering…I’ve made a snow geese one. It wasn’t pretty and I’m sure people were thinking it was fake with me still driving the SUV but I wasn’t about to stop and pull it out of the grill! I barely like my cats and if they died and I couldn’t find someone to get it out of the house until my husband came home, I’d probably just take the kids and go somewhere until my husband DID get home AND he works 24 hour shifts, lol. I’m just hoping they don’t die at the beginning of the day. My close friends might be wondering why is this woman still here? Is she planning on taking those kids home? My god! Those kids are eating us out of house and home! Throw some mustard on them! Please, someone make her leave and take those kids with her!

See I do go off on tangents! Story of my life…one big tangent.

I got this body wrap from “It Works” and I’m curious if it will work. I’ll measure myself and post results next time. Directions say leave on for 45 minutes and drink lots of water to help get rid of the toxins. I don’t really care about the toxins, I just want this muffin top the natives so graciously gave me to disappear because now that I have couponing, I don’t want to exercise…at all. I just want to fit back into the clothes I used to wear. But more importantly, I want to kick ass in a bathing suit for the 4^th of July party. Yep, I’m petty and self involved and lazy and conceited but that’s just me, lol, I can live with it. But I did get a shower today and wore a bra so I’m not completely bad.

One more day survived. WooHoo!!